I am in a place that feels a little like a campground or summer boarding school. There are some older buildings on site. There is one especially unusual building that is made of poured concrete and has a portion underground. From a dark hallway, there are two square openings in the wall at ground level that go into the underground portion. One is about 2 feet square and the other is 2 feet high and about 4 feet wide. I don't like the idea of going down in them. I think the wider opening may lead to a communal shower area, but I would rather be dirty after gym class than go in that creepy hole to maybe find showers.
I'm walking from another area of the camp towards the concrete building and I see a woman in my peripheral vision. I can tell that she's urinating and I try to give her as wide of berth as possible, while continuing on my way. I don't look at her, but I can tell that she's peeing in a toilet sitting position by leaning her back against a tree. I keep going towards the concrete building and I see that someone is in there. I enter and realize several things. First, the concrete building is actually a super sleek, modern apartment. From the inside, the concrete and the strange windows aren't scary, they're just that kind of industrial chic. Even more unexpected is that Weird Al Yankovic is in the apartment with a film crew doing some kind of surprise show. I don't really understand what the show is about. There are about 6 kids in there, plus an older nanny-type lady minding the children. The show is somehow about the kids, but also about surprising me in the apartment. Weird Al sits on a sofa and pats the seat next to him indicating that I should sit down. Before he can explain what's going on, he starts to get really sleepy and slump over against my breast. He falls asleep and I think to myself that I'm glad he can get some sleep, but his head on my boob hurts a little bit.
I am talking with Weird Al's producer/director/manager later on and I tell him that I hope the editing won't be done with some kind of "slant." He asks why I would think that, and I say that I just didn't understand why I was chosen. Was it "Weird Al visits a crazy cat lady" or something like that? The guy says, "Between you and me, the truth is you were selected because we knew you were wild as hell." I replied, "What are you talking about? Why would you think that?" He says, "We received this affidavits from the courthouse which detail your wild behavior. It says here that not only have you gotten in the hot tub with multiple men at the same time, but you would get in the hot tub with any number of men!" "No way! That's not me! I have never done that and I would never do that! And I'm married! My husband would be mortified if I was on television and such a thing was said about me!" I look at the affidavit and I can see that they have the paperwork of another girl with the same name as me. It's disturbing, but I don't really know what I'll do.
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