During a dream the other night, I invented an idea for the softest, most luxurious yarn ever spun. I couldn't wait to begin collecting the required materials. The fiber would be newborn baby hair (human.) To further soften the texture, the hair would be soaked in whole milk for several hours. I knew the baby hair would be short and tedious to spin, but I thought the dampness of the milk would make it hold together a little easier. I decided to tell others about my plan. I would need a lot of hair from a lot of babies. I told one person about my great idea - his wife had recently had a baby. I woke up before I got to hear his response.
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